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Events at the Cage

The Ultimate Venue for a Birthday Party
The only place where holding birthday parties is a joy! To get the ball rolling (all the pun intended), please call The Cage at 6344 9345. Or click here for more info

 

School students enjoy more at The Cage
While we have a large following among the adults, we would really like to see more students using our facilities. And we have a special offer for you. Click here for more info

Never too young to love football
If you are a parent, you must desire to spend more time with your kids. Well we have a programme where you can make the time you spend very fruitful.

We have launched a series of professional football classes for 5 to 12 year olds. There are 3 different schools to choose from but they all focus on skills, skills and more skills.
Click here to find out more

The All New Sunday Special at The Cage

To find out more about our Sunday Special click here

A special promotion for all Cage customers
We, the brudders at The Cage work tirelessly to help you get the most out of your game. This time round we have a special deal on a pair of soccer boots.To find out more click here

The Cage invites you to try Sport Chanbara
Something really cool and very exciting. To find out more click here

Yeovil Town FC

THE YEOVIL UPDATE

The final Yeovil tally is, scored 38 and conceded 64 goals in all competitions to date. As such contribution to MILK or Mainly I Love Kids will be a grand total of S$1,020 from The Cage.

We are not sure who we should back next year. Maybe Yeovil. Maybe Stoke.  Why don't you email as at news@thecage.com.sg and suggest a team that will be able to lift our spirits and maybe win some obscure cup. We don't want the  big 12. A team that we can feel sad and happy for at the same time. Till next season then. Adios!

 

Brudders and sistas. 6 Saturdays to go before the start of BPL in UK A week or 2 later Italian and Spanish football begins. It is basically 6 weeks too long. Are people around you making the wait unbearable like some of our friends experienced as captured in the video clip below?

To watch our previous episodes click on past broadcast

The Cage Poll Of The Week

How do you intend to keep yourself occupied during the dark days before the start of the new season?

Catch up on sleep
Shoe shopping with my woman
Play at The Cage man
Watch paint dry
Play Football Manager
My beer will be my only companion

Brudders at The Cage

Quote of the Week

"I was disappointed Mexico didn't qualify for Euro 2008."
Mexico's WWE wrestler Rey Mysterio shows off his extensive football knowledge on Sky

"Uefa have brought in the very best of Dutch grass....I mean turf."
ITV correspondent on the relaid turf for the Euro quarter-finals. No wonder the guys at Uefa always seem to make nonsensical decisions!

"The layout of the hotel was all wrong. It was in a kind of cul-de-sac with only one route in and out. Plus, there were no proper directives from the Swiss about gatherings of people watching us eat."
Domenech pinpoints the real reason for the French failure.

CHANTS FROM THE TERRACES

"Debt-free, wherever we may be,
We're gonna buy everyone we see,
and we don't give a ***k about the transfer fee,
'Cos we are the wealthy CFC."

Ohh Cesc Fabregas you are the love of my life,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas i'll let you sleep with with my wife,
Ohh Cesc Fabregas your Arsenal through & through

Joke of the Week

NO MATCH TODAY?

A supporter arrived at the ground one Saturday to find the place completely empty. He went to the office and asked an official,

'What time does the match start?'

'There's no match today,' replied the official.

'But there must be!' argued the fan. 'It's Saturday.'

'I'm telling you there's no match today,' repeated the official.

'But there's always a match on Saturday afternoon,' said the fan, 'even if it's only a reserves game.'

'Watch my lips,' shouted the irate official. 'There is no M-A-T-F-C-H today!'

'Well, for your information,' the would-be spectator shouted back, 'there's no F in match.',

'That's what I've been trying to tell you!' yelled the official.

 
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