The Cage Poll Of The Week
Seriously, does Spurs have what it takes?
Quote of the Week
"To
win this competition (Premier League) the fans need to understand we need
points."
Chelsea boss Luiz Felipe Scolari on Match of the
Day. GENIUS!
"We won the trophy for the most
unlucky team last year. Is it a trophy to finish 12th and win the Carling Cup?
The real quality of a big club is to fight for the championship."
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is
confident his team will challenge for the title and even manages a dig at north
London rivals Tottenham in the process.
"We finished with 83 points,
anywhere else we would have won the championship."
Wenger on last season's campaign. Yes,
Arsene, Arsenal would have won the title anywhere else - apart from Serie A
(Inter Milan, 85 points) and La Liga (Real Madrid, 85 points).
STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF
THE WEEK
"Derby 0-1 Doncaster, that's Derby
0-1 Doncaster, once more, Derby 0-1 Doncaster!"
Leicester City announcer at the end of
their 2-0 victory over MK Dons.
CHANTS FROM THE TERRACES
"There was something in the air
that night, the stars were bright, Afonso! They were shining there for you and
me, for liberty, Afonso!
Middlesbrough fans to Afonso Alves
during Middlesbrough v Tottenham, to the tune of Fernando by ABBA
Joke of the Week
A German family head out
one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an
England football shirt and says to his sister, “I’ve decided to be an England
supporter and I would like this for my birthday.” His big sister is outraged by
this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to your mother.”
So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and
finds his mother. “Mum?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England
supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The mother
is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, “Go
talk to your father.” Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his
father. “Dad?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be an England supporter
and I would like this shirt for my birthday”. The father is outraged and
promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: “No son of mine is
ever going to be seen in THAT!” About half an hour later they’re all back in
the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; “Son, I
hope you’ve learned something today?” The son says, “Yes dad I have.” “Good
son, what is it?” The son replies, “I’ve only been an England supporter for an
hour and I don’t like the Germans already!”
